i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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