On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
