Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Acid is not a monday night drug
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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