so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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