he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
