Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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