I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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