If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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