Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We left the knife in your bed.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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