So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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