The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I intend to get homeless drunk
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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