She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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