i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
vagina is talking i cant
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I think your dad took our porno
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
