im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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