Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I had to cum in my sink.
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