it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
They took my balls.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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