No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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