My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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