Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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