i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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