I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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