True but thats because hes a fetus.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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