Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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