it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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