Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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