would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Congratulations! We have a period
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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