So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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