His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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