glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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