but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
