I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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