So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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