She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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