he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
