I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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