We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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