The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Duck Duck Cougar?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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