marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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