I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
How does it feel to date your dad?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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