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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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