Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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