There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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