hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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