is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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