Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
