the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I will be naked everywhere
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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