it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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