pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
