Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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