id be glad to
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
