party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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