If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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