Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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