HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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