Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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