What a fucking waste of an outfit
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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